Toddlers are Crazy - Part 1

My child has never licked a book in his life. Nor has he ever licked a wall. Until yesterday, when he felt compelled to do both--at the Doctor's office! Yes, pig flu, regular flu, stomach flu, strep throat all at near epidemic levels...I'm sure it was my aghast reaction to the book licking that made him feel compelled to turn right around and lick the wall. If he is able to escape any of these horrible illnesses after the unfortunate object licking, I'll be very surprised.