Snuggie

Secretly, I've been wanting a Snuggie. So imagine my delight when my Coca Cola rep sent me one for the holidays. It's so awesome I can't believe it wasn't invented sooner. It's long enough to cover my feet, and the sleeves keep it from falling off the shoulders. Of course, I glanced at myself in the mirror and it was a little too reminiscent of Jaba the Hut. It's the kind of thing that would make a man cheat, so don't wear it too much.

Meanwhile, at the husband's family Hanukkah party...they do this Dirty Santa gift swap (I know the irony.) He got the "neck snuggie." I think it's called a neckie. It's a snuggie for the neck. And it has pockets. It has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen and to me, one of the dumbest inventions. Has this conversation ever happened to you?

Wife: Honey, my neck is cold, and I need a place to put my keys. Any thoughts?
Husband: Use the neckie.

I thought not.

Next the amazing brownie pan. Now that I could use.